Marky Mark? Go the fuck away.

He and all the backup dancers looked like they were dressed by Mugatu’s Derelict campaign. It was so unflattering and weird and didn’t match the songs and dances AT ALL.

Something that can’t get lost in the discussion of this ho-hum performance is just how bad the wardrobe choices were. Timberlake looks so good in a (regular, non-camo) suit - why would you do this to him?!? Why would you do this to all of us??? The color pallet with the back-up dancers didn’t help anything, either.

It’s going to come out that he was late to a practice or team flight or some other bullshit. Sometimes NFL coaches are so up their own ass.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

I’m okay with this. And I hope his arrest led to identifying and helping the victims.

Well, this one appeared to be out on bond while awaiting sentencing. Good riddance. Now the taxpayers are off the hook supporting his disgusting self.

aAfter glancing at the photo for a spit second, I legitimately thought the article was on sororities before reading the title.

YOU WENT THERE

Except the doll collection is more diverse.

The answer to, “now where have I seen that before?”

For me, it’s Adam Driver.

Same! I could never explain my attraction to Michael Shannon. He just...does it for me. I’m done trying to understand exactly why. I have happily moved onto the acceptance phase.

Michael Shannon is my favorite “ugly hot” actor. I love his face.

You forgot the most important one. NO T.V.

And how does one do it for the wife?

It’s weird to me that people believe a) the Patriots are huge cheaters who were caught cheating by the NFL, and b) the NFL rigs games for the Patriots. It’s not unlike believing that the FBI nailed Hillary for her dangerous and flagrantly illegal e-mail server, and also that they secretly were trying to sink Trump’s…

Hopefully all of it.

That’ll never go viral

I’d like to formally announce the Critical Thinking Challenge