“I don’t think he started teaching with bad intentions, but he went down a bad path and damaged a lot of people in the process.”

It should end by giving these people citizenship, not by sending them back to El Salvador after a decade or two. They have American kids, they have jobs, they have homes. Who are they hurting? They are exactly what this country is about, and what we supposedly stand for. This is obscene.

I swear this administration must have a meeting every fucking morning where they try to decide what dick things they haven’t accomplished by now. Like, Trump gets up and thinks “How can I be an insufferable prick today? Oh, I know! I’ll suddenly make illegal hundreds of thousands of Salvadorans who have American…

Sorry, but that’s Guy From The Leftovers That Cocopop Would Absolutely Climb Like a Tree. Since we’re going for max crassness.

So I will just go with max crassness here, but did she buy her own ring?Or was this a sponsored thing? Because Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband can’t have that kind of money can he? 

I had no idea who Adam Driver was before the last star wars moviedo, but I saw a video he did about helping veterans suffering from PTSD to communicate by exposing them to theater- and not only does he have a deep voice, which, yes please- he seemed really passionate about helping his fellow vets in a constructive and…

He’s doing the same thing that Bumbercrunch did. Somehow they go from ugly to hot without actually changing. I dunno what it is.

He also looks like Keanu Reeves:

Imagine having to listen to a muffled version of “Call Me Maybe” through your cabin bathroom door while suffering excruciating gastrointestinal distress due to the norovirus you contracted from your 4th trip to the midnight buffet.

Id rather take PCP and watch my grandparents have anal sex.

There is no way to make a denim skirt not look tacky.

2000s fashion was horrible. The teens were doing great, it was all 90s part deux, until cold shoulders came along. Cold shoulders are the worst. I can’t until 10 years from now when cold shoulders are #1 on the list of 2010s fashion what were we thinking and I can be super smug and be like I called that in 2016! Just…

No they don’t. They don’t look good on anyone. Wear them if you want to, but they are not visually pleasing.

I’d be ok with having the body I had in 2007 again, just none of the fashions, please!

I’d like to register a complaint about the blue suit with black dress choice. Black and blue is for bruises only. Outside of that these are absolutely lovely!

That hairline is a ticking time bomb, just wait.

I think this is an interesting point, and it’s the *only* way I can logic Alabama’s support of Moore. To them, it was a choice between a child molester and a child murderer, and they chose what they perceived to be the lesser of two evils.

My extended white (mostly female) evangelical family are nearly single-issue voters. That issue being: ABORTION

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

It was only a matter of time before this came for the dance world. SO MUCH shit happens in ballet - it’s the perfect storm (ridiculously competitive, very aggressive instructor culture/culture of belittling students, drive for perfection, kids leaving home sans parents at a young age).