See also: “I prefer being friends with guys, they’re less drama”.

Fetal jellybean syndrome. (snicker)

#teamsit

They have the same composer, John Williams.

It’s completely overwhelming. I have massive burnout right now and I know I’m not alone.

One of these things is not like the others.

80's Tom Brady?

Hijack thread...What is the best brand of simple black flats? And don’t say Tieks because I’m not made of money.

Agreed! My husband and I had an absolute rock solid marriage and having a kid affected us in ways I never would have imagined. Even the strongest of marriages can crack. Thankfully we’ve worked through a lot of our challenges, but it hasn’t been easy. I don’t fault people who throw in the towel.

I’m 18 months postpartum and I still have intimacy issues both physically and mentally. Hormones can wreak absolute havoc on your body.

I don’t know if I would go as far as to say that suicide is a selfish act. There are plenty of people who commit suicide who are truly suffering and in their case, it may be the best thing for everyone. I’m not going to call someone dying of cancer selfish because they want to end things early and not put themselves…

As a parent, knowing that there are amazing caring teachers like you willing to protect my child in a potential terrible situation makes it a little easier to sleep at night. Bless you and thank you.

That nuclear bomb can’t come fast enough. We are a sick fucking species.

I’m about 99% sure this woman was high as a kite on last night’s show. She looked like she popped a couple pre-show xanax to steady the nerves.

Yes, the mouth! What was going on there?

WHAT THE FUCK MAINE, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR WE’LL KICK YOU OUT!

I hit a deer in Maine during mating season last year. Or, I should say, the deer hit me. Thing came running full tilt towards the side of my truck.

Almost hit a turkey on the Mass Pike 2 years ago, driving down to CT for Thanksgiving. A whole flock just missed our car. There was one straggler at the back that I was sure wasn’t going to make it. They suck at flying.

This morning I may or may not have yelled “Please just let Mama poop!” to my 20 month old toddler.

Any swimsuit recommendations for a basic bitch? Because I just want a normal one-piece with maybe a tiny bit of style. Like Boden but at a much cheaper price point.