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I feel the same way about the kids cooking shows. Why do these children know more about baking than adults? It’s fucking weird.

I thought you said Victor Victoria line and got real excited.

For the last time, pussy is not the word we have a problem with. “GRAB HER BY...” is the issue.

I am so sorry for your loss. You are a truly strong person.

My husband and I bought our house about four years ago. We knew at the time that the former owner died in the house, but it didn’t really bother us, as we’re not the type to believe in spiritual things.

Thank you for posting this. All babies truly are different. It’s so easy to get caught up in the “my baby should be doing xyz”, but they all do things on their own schedule. For instance, my one year old can say “apple”, but still can’t nail down the whole “mama” “dada” thing.

My friend’s baby is the same way! Refuses to crawl, does the butt scoot instead. He’s now starting to walk and will likely bypass crawling all together.

THIS. My one year old just started walking, but before that he had constantly bruised shins.

I hate to burst your bubble, but it will never be over. The shit show will continue once Hillary wins.

Work it ladies!

I don’t drink coffee. Team Coca-Cola. But in the fall/winter, I love a nice steamed apple cider. I admit I have a huge sweet tooth.

My Starbucks name is Ashley. Not my real name.

You can live with me in Massachusetts, but be forewarned you’ll have to listen to all the New Hampshire attack ads between Kelly Ayotte and Taxin’ Hassan.

For those wondering what a dorgi is:

Grandparents? More like my mom! She also likes to use the phrase “those people”.

Sean Penn is the worst. Stop trying to pass yourself off as an intellectual, it’s not working.

I admit, I had to turn off the TV last night. When he started lecturing Hillary about how SHE should be ashamed of herself, I fucking lost it at the TV. I just can’t anymore with him. How the hell he is allowed to continue to run his mouth, spouting off lie after lie with people just sitting there, eating it up,

As a sexual assault survivor and a Wesleyan alum, it’s fucking depressing.

Wesleyan has gone way down hill since Roth took over as President. He needs to go.

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”