Same boat. I pay more than my mortgage to send my 1 year old to full time daycare. We want to have more kids, but the clock is ticking and we just can’t afford it.

Yup, almost $20,000 a year. I could have a new car for that!

Fixed it, I meant to say $1600/mo. Fat fingers!

I live in Massachusetts and pay $1600/mo for my 1 year old.

And yet all the young women in my office will still vote for him.

Hey Rudy:

This is perfection.

Denial is a hell of a drug. Apparently so is cocaine.

Congrats on the bebe.

Another vote for Revlon Colorstay! Goes on super light, but does a great job evening out my skin tone. I’m not a big makeup wearer, but I love this stuff.

Another vote for Revlon Colorstay! Goes on super light, but does a great job evening out my skin tone. I’m not a big…

Love my some JCPenney. They have the best dresses.

I was so shocked, I yelled “what are you doing?!” and he immediately got really nervous and started apologizing profusely. I was only 18 at the time, so I just sort of brushed it off, but if that happened these days, I’d punch the shit out of him and file a police report.

Yeah, all my friends buy NARS makeup from Sephora and I’m over here with my tube of chapstick.

I had a guy try and kiss me on a plane once after I fell asleep. I woke up to him hovering over me. Fucking assholes need to learn some boundaries.

I do splurge on pedicures, because having my feet and legs rubbed with hot stones is magical.

I ran out of my lady deodorant one day, used my husband’s and I’ve never looked back!

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.

And vice versa. A lot of us at Jezebel real Deadspin. Chicks like sports too. I know it’s shocking.

This is exact word for word what happened to my baby.

Really sounds like you don’t give a crap.