Can’t trust this lying sick bitch, but definitely willing to vote for one of the following candidates:

This was totally my first thought.

Get a Purse Pouch!

I seriously don’t understand how her and Channing Tatem keep getting blockbuster roles. They are both terrible terrible actors.

My father is a retired submariner. I asked him who he feared the most to nuke us and he responded Russia, hands down, no question.

The next time my dumb brother in law says, “the role of President isn’t that important, it’s the people that Trump surrounds himself with” as to justify voting for Trump, I’ll just point him to this article.

Chik-Fil-A: Run by bigots. I support you!

Are you talking about the story with the woman who was kidnapped and called 911 from inside the house (as she pretended to be tied up next to a sleeping murderer) and then they found 2 women’s bodies in the same house?! I am still having nightmares about that and cannot believe there wasn’t more coverage.

I did that once in a meeting and had a man actually say to me in front of everyone else, “you know, sometimes it’s better to let the other person think they’re right.”

I know, she’s young and has been brought up in a culture of being told to “act like a man” in order to break into the boys club, so I don’t fully fault her for thinking this way.

This is very timely as I just had to listen to a female colleague tell me how she prefers working with men because women are “too emotional” and “full of drama”.

Or if you’re from Boston, Aleppah

Your “safe space” is called a bathroom stall. Are you undressing in the hallway before you enter the stall? If so, you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t want any crappy t-shirts, but I would like to know where that girl got those cute tortoise shell glasses.

Don’t you know, you not only CAN have it all, you SHOULD have it all.

You know what would be great? If more dads would step up and take on the role of back to school shopping. I hate that it is always considered a “mom” chore.

Bob Dylan is my least favorite musician of all time. #sorrynotsorry #nailsonachalkboard

I am a 35 year old woman with a very masculine name. Growing up in the 80s and 90s, having a gender neutral name was very uncommon. I loved it, and still do. I feel like it helped shape me into the person I am today.

That’s because Wes Anderson movies suck ass.

The problem is, we already listed them. And we asked them to be the guardians and gave them a copy of the will. This was before I realized they are racist and bigoted. And I feel uncomfortable bringing this up to my husband, because it’s his brother and I’m worried he will think I’m just overreacting.