They are aware that we listed them in the will, they have a copy of it. I haven’t discussed my recent thoughts with my husband. I’m trying to figure out the best way to approach the subject.

I used a similar tactic with my brother in law. He tried to argue that it doesn’t matter who we elect president because it’s largely just a “title”, but that it matters who they surround themselves with. So, I asked him to name me one person he admires that Trump surrounds himself with. Just one. He couldn’t.

Okay, so I have a legitimate family/politics issue.

For a minute, I wondered why she was leaning on her friend’s thigh...

But why do they have to match? (don’t answer that, I already know the answer...BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL!)

Get yourself some Pre Seed. It’s a fertility lubricant you put in before you have sex. Totally worked for me. We tried for 6 months with no success, then the first month I used Pre Seed, I got pregnant. Just make sure to use a teeny tiny amount, because it’s super messy. You don’t need a lot.

Yes, because just popping into a store with a child is the easiest thing on earth.

This is what we currently use and its been great up until now, but my enormous son is almost ready to outgrow the weight limit and is nowhere near ready to sit in a regular chair. So, I’m not sure what we do now.

That’s one good looking mascot right there.

McDonalds may have some shitty food, but man, I love their gimmicks!

In 20 years, I can’t wait to laugh at everyone who installed this hideous backsplash.

My poor friend had a miscarriage at 7 months (technically stillbirth) last year. Her and her husband decided to have the baby cremated and had a memorial service at their church. It was quite possibly the saddest thing I’ve ever attended. They’re both Catholic and were devastated when the priest told them he wasn’t…

1+1+2+1

Dill relish or GTFO.

Good to know. I do brew my own, but I typically stick with black tea. But none of that Earl Gray shit.

For me it’s the lack of water. I never drink enough. I eat plenty of veggies/fruits. I just drink too much tea. It dehydrates me.

Driving to work this morning I had the, “When did I last poop?” conversation with myself in my head.

Turn off your TV and go outside and play with your kids.

This is me with Toms. I may never wear another brand of shoes every again. Except maybe Havianna flip flops in the summer. TOMS4LYFE!

We have a claw foot tub (original to the house, not something we put in) and it sucks balls. Showering in a 360 degree wet plastic curtain is gross. Also, anytime I need to replace said shower curtain, I have to buy three standard size ones and overlap them to fit all the way around the tub. And I never use it for…