Notre Dame Fighting Irish: A Catholic school in the midwest which has a historically Irish student body who chose to use the institution’s traditional ethnicity for their team name (i.e. Minnesota Vikings, Louisiana-Lafayette Rajun’ Cajuns, etc.). The term “Fighting” is a common adjective used in conjunction with a…

I went 5-11, which seems fitting for the Redskins.

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.

This is fascinating. Someone should get a grant to study this. “Psychotropic properties of Starbucks Caramel Syrup on individuals with TNAX1* mutation,” or maybe “Affinity for Starbucks Caramel Syrup as an indicator of violent psychosis.” At the very least, perhaps variations on “caramel syrup junkie” can be the new…

I would pay good money for a Deli-orean.

Why does everyone complain that deli sandwiches are not made the way they are in NYC, then stare expectantly as if I can do something about that? NYC is hundred of miles away from where I am serving you. Do you think I have Carmen Sandiego stuffed up my ass, and can instantly whip her out and transport us to the Land…

I’m sure Guy Fieri carries a “Guy Fieri Parking” placard with him wherever he goes.

I love that sort of thing.

Here we have yet another situation in which a business doesn’t listen to the guy it hired exactly to do or prevent things like this. The only reason the club doesn’t get hurt financially, is because it is the Angels that own it, and therefore can’t be hurt.

Next time he says that, say: “And the first thing she noticed was your insecurity.” Then nod and look at his dick.

My older sister was always “the pretty one” (I was “the smart one”) and it took me years to realize that they weren’t mutually exclusive! And all those dates I thought were really random? Weren’t! Those dudes actually liked me!

Moms are neg ninjas.

Ugh, I know. The music that plays at my gym is the worst.

https://thenib.com/you-will-have-…

let A = Lady Gaga fans, and
let B = people who have heard of John Lennon, and
let C = people who enjoy set theory;
A∩B∩C = {}

Whatever you believe about this verdict, one thing is clear: Make your wishes regarding property and body in the event of your passing (and in event of incapacitation) completely and utterly explicit! I know nobody likes to talk about it, and everyone shies away from setting this stuff out because, yeah, it is pretty…

This reminds me of the Jezebel article about commenters that had cut off contact with their mothers (not sure if it included fathers). People who are that much of an asshole/narcissist/whatever are completely unaware and will generally just assume the problem is with everyone else.

The only thing I like about 50 shades is this panel—Harley and Ivy seeing “100 Shades” after seeing “Mad Manx.”