I have to say, BCO has spurred two important changes in the way I act in restaurants.

From the Post: “He described himself as the result of a “crisis pregnancy,” born while his parents were in their junior year of college.” “I always grew up with the understanding that some people have kids in less than fully intended situations and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

This holds up right until the point where you actually talk to a lot of atheists. I’d gladly spend time with any religious person short of the Duggars rather than your average atheist.

And then your friend heard him terminated the engagement and joined you in firing him to pluto in a bucket, yes?

I’ll never understand how some women can hate other women so much.

Pictured: Deadspin Editorial Process

FIFY...

That’s less of a pyramid and more of a ziggurat.

I’ve posted this on here before, but it’s worth reposting. It’s from an article called “Watch Your Language,” but child advocate/lawyer/writer Andrew Vachss:

I work for the Feds in a legal capacity. The Washington Post reporters and “federal personnel experts” are overstating this. Trust when I say they have bigger issues on their hands right now than this (meaning the federal government data hack from a couple months ago, that is still a huge issue around here). I will be…

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

This shit is so ridiculous. I had an abortion at PP. I was actually quite conflicted about it (I’d always been sort of pro-choice, but I never really thought that much and I though I could never have an abortion until I found out I was pregnant two weeks after finally leaving my abusive ex—and it was definitely his).…

Even O’Donnell is not claiming that the other technicians weren’t licensed. Where... are you getting that?

I just realized something...if they swap Doom and Sue in the experiment his origins suddenly make much more sense.

Trump weddings are like eclipses - cyclically recurrent, not very easy on the eyes, and a great excuse to get drunk

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

i am so excited.