Seems like a part of his self-promotion was more a function of being anointed the Next Big Thing by a previously hopeless franchise and Adidas. He was being whom he was asked to be by the people who paid him.

Heath shuler didn't win shit in DC. His coach played him when he was obviously hurt and screwed him up. Remember this is a dude who had no training camp his rookie year. He has never had anytime to learn shit.

Pretty sure the skins ruined him. His O line has been decent at best. The Skin's ruined his knee, then they change the play book to turn him into a pocket passer. He's not Manning or Brady. He can be just as successful as Wilson has been, if and only if you give him the playbook to succeed.

Eh. Not really.

You need the still of the plate at the end of the meal too...

"Excellent, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos."

I think including the reply is very necessary for that Simpsons quote.

Patricia Arquette is my new hero. Best takedown of a pap ever. And she's right. I need to add that to the list of things to teach my daughter. Tell men who are following and harassing you to fuck off. Loudly.

*wuphf-ed*

I literally tweeted about it being dark at 4:30 two days ago. I'm fucking boring AND terrible.

I'm not here to defend RG3.

Let me sum up the Washington Redskins. As long as Snyder owns this team they will never win.

This is really unfair to Alex - does Deadspin favor the Celtics, or do you just have an anti-Len bias?

The O-Line is one of the worst in the NFL. no excuse. It's been a GLARING need for 4 years and we haven't addressed it.

I can't be the only person creeped out by the attempts to simultaneously sexualize her and make her seem like she's a middle-schooler.

Ødehumanity.

YEAAAAASSSS!

I have always used "a couple" for "about two", "a few" for "about three", and "several" for "about four". I recognize that people use them differently, but it still throws me off when people say "a few" and mean five or six (or forty).

How do I grow up people?