I thought it was a wonderful piece, but I sincerely doubt that most good white people—or at least the good white people who run in my circles—believe that they "deserve a fucking prize." I think they're expressing empathy.

Interestingly enough; I still find the original far more unsettling than the HD remake. It's very good, but the original had definitely something inherently wicked and vicious.

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

This boy will be the chosen one!

It's Billy and I called from Manassas.

Smash Bro Science, serious fucking business.

RG3 is proof that the world is a shitty place. In a just world, he would have to almost any other organization, been paired with a good head coach and coordinator, and had a very productive fifteen career. Instead, he gets two petty coaches in three years and a shitty, clueless owner and this marvelous clusterfuck of…

"Hanging around .500 respectability" beautifully sums up Jeff Fisher's entire career.

The worst thing about it is, it's not that hard! Have a process for making decisions, have a plan. Understand how to present the decisions of the organization to employees as authoritative (i.e. "Robert, we know you want to come back as soon as you can, but we've decided as an organization that you're not coming back…

It's a sunk cost, though, since those picks aren't coming back. If you want to stick with Griffin, it should be because you think he can improve, not because you wasted a ton of resources on him.

Griffin had a remarkable rookie season. He had the highest QB rating of any rookie QB ever. He was phenomenal, and provided real value to his team.

This is such a stupid fucking organization. It's not about Griffin vs. Gruden. It's about making good decisions and seeing them through. When Griffin got hurt (something anyone could have seen might impair his value as a quarterback since, you know, so much of his value was directly or indirectly tied to his unique…

It's just such a stupid situation all around. I sincerely doubt Gruden believes McCoy or Cousins to be the solution going forward. Even if he wants to be done with RG3, it makes more sense for him to continue to play him rather than bench him and tank his trade value further.

You know what they call Hunger Games in France?

Here, Suzanne Collins explains the difference between Hunger Games and Battle Royale.

Don't forget Melissa McCarthy! I mean, I know she is doing lots of things. But she should at least have a handful of cameos.

Fittingly, the commentary was provided in Ancient Greek.

All this chart shows is that witness statements vary wildly and therefore seem to he unreliable.

There are also witnesses who said he was on his knees, and others who claim he was shot in the back.

You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.