More like Pittsburgh STEALERS, amirite?

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That's khrazy!

Come on, guys, it's a tradition that dates back to the 40s. It CAN'T be racist.

Jimmy obviously has made solid plans for the next five springs and wants to make sure he can avoid any scheduling conflicts.

I was listening on the radio and all I could think was, “Dear lord... he got Million Dollar Baby’d.”

Sho far, sho good.

That’s quite the pep talk.

“My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason…

“If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.”

They need somebody to make Jose Bautista look good...

This is a terrible take. You and Swihart should both be out.

What you’re telling me is that this guy finished with a 5k that would have been the world record in 1980, and his overall race time would have been a world record as recently as 1990.

Aaaaaaaaaand cue all the 90's Bulltwits with angry shouts of “Jordan would never have considered this!”

TWO stolen unicycles?

Don’t forget Admiral Ackbar’s unceremonious demise.

Plus un.

Don’t worry about the singer. After he comes back from tommy john surgery, he’ll be able to sing 3 to 5 bpm faster.

My father always told me to never look a gift horse in the mouth.

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