“His knee was down, so it’s no good.”

You think that’s tough? I once made love in under five seconds! Didn’t get nearly as many high fives, though...

This is a bad take.

Why is the guy in the background swinging at a roll of toilet paper?

He’s gonna need to see a doctor after downing that. Perhaps he should go to... the Mayo Clinic.

The 1992 World Series says hello.

Soccer? I barely know her!

Win-Loss is different than winning %. Both of these guys played a good chunk of their careers in the era of ties.

Also... Luongo is like 100 games over .500, so I have no idea what your point was.

You’re really gonna double down on this, huh? Winning percentage may not be the most important stat in the world, but come on! It’s the hall of fame, not the hall of pretty good. Khabibulin doesn’t even pass the smell test. Is he a top ten goalie of the past 20 years? A top twenty goalie? Calling him a lock is just a…

Khabibulin has a losing record over the course of his career. So... you know...

I blame Lex Luthor and the Old Spice guy.

My seven year old daughter to me this morning:

Stitches aren’t much of a threat, what with the free health care...

That's what she said?

Yes. +1

Completely agree about Ollie's sister. What bothers me more, though, is that he seems to feel badly after she tells him off. I would have LOVED it if the show did the unexpected, and had him respond with, "Shut up. Just shut up. I was on a FRIKKING island for five years. Shut. Up."

+1

"...we've got to protect ourselves. "

Kirk shouts Khan. Khan shouts his name.