Yeah, it turns out most people have never actually read the Bible and don’t know that the very pervasive idea that MM was a sex worker is nowhere in it.

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

Watch out for weasel words:

It’s even better in Venn Diagram form.

Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned

You wrote: “I get that you don’t like this person, but why the misgendering?” I get that you don’t like Zack, but why assign malice when simple thoughtlessness would apply? This could be fixed by simply saying “Hey, you used the wrong pronouns in a couple of places...”

who obtained his Ivy League degrees only by way of affirmative action

Hiring an actor to play the president just so you can berate him is a totally normal and mentally healthy thing to do. Why would you suggest otherwise?

I find it ironic that Moutos’s last name means to be mute. If only.

“#CenterMassUntilThreatDrops #Jesus” .... He read a different version of the bible than I did.

Real heroes don’t get killed in action! Real heroes lie about having bone spurs to avoid the action entirely!

I’ll NEVER forgive Obama for the time he ordered fancy mustard!!!! *CLENCHES FISTS IN RAGE!*

Hah!

Guys.

Yeah that comment was really on the nose.

Yep. He said one of the quiet parts out loud, didn’t he?

respect my rights and no one else’s

I guess Alaska is the right place to find a snowflake. White and melts easily.

He mauls Colonel Sanders regularly.