Oh, my fruit feels juiced.

*puts on sunglasses* “YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAH”

Excel is an amazing program. It really is Microsoft’s best work, at least as far as I’m concerned.

I may be in the minority, but I find this exciting because I love Excel. I also think the artwork is fantastic and I look forward to the eyerolls when I tell people this is made in Excel.

Entire Hip Hop Industry Resigns

I prefer impersonal massagers.

I’ve got no problem with this, as i’ve eaten three copies of Zooropa, in vinyl, CD and a bootleg cassette.

Can you blame them? They have a lot of money invested in “Hobo With A Shotgun 2: Son of a Bum”

Hell yeah, they’re actually the band I’ve seen the most amount of times live. Very underrated.

Bryan Cranston had brush with 12-year-old?? When is this nightmare going to end??!!

and it answered the question that we all asked: how did Kirk get his cleft?

Support Your Local Sheriff. CHECK

It’s all kayfabe.  

Black Cabbage is rich in Iron Maiden.

It’s back to working at a parking garage in Albuquerque.

My school had chicken fried steak on Thursday, which was the highlight of the week.

This is the old dude Harry J. Reynolds and you’re listening to Less Than Jake

I like Conan’s Cimmerian god Crom. He doesn’t asked to worshipped and gives no fucks about your prayers. He doesn’t have an exhaustive list of rules to follow. Crom just grants you some courage and strength at birth and then yoo are on your own. He’ll be in his God Cave, probably watching Hyborean sports and drinking…

I like Elliot Smith, am indifferent to REM and can’t stand Jeff Buckley.

Ah yes, Non-Consensual Hump day.