Yeah, sorry. More power to anyone who can enjoy a good drink sensibly. If it brings you pleasure and you’re in control, that’s definitely a good thing.

From what I remember, communion itself is not uncommon in various Christian traditions, but it remains symbolic. Transubstantiation is distinctly Catholic (and maybe Lutheran? I can’t remember if it’s one of the few differences or not).

... please everyone ... just drink scottish single malts. You’ll be better off.

But... The Lincoln County Process!!!!

Maybe he just took 248 spacebucks for lunch, gas, and tolls.

Of all the television ministers I’ve seen, I find Osteen by far the least objectionable. His message is more self-help and life enrichment than financial. He does say that by living your life the right way you’re more likely to find financial success, but this seems more like common sense than anything. He doesn’t…

“By god, one day we’re going to find somebody with a new car that makes a Bugatti look like a go-kart who really captures the public’s interest.”

No I’m not! Fuck you!

The fuck.

I think we can be fairly certain that those fine upstanding gentleman in the Wu Tang Clan have never ever sexually harassed a lady in any way.

I prefer Papa John’s to the other delivery pizza places in my area, actually. Especially to Little Caesar’s, which is only marginally better than a frozen pizza. Though John himself is indeed a piece of crap.

Not possible. I’ve never had a pocketful of dollars.

Mafaldine are pretty great, because they’re like lasagne, but just the crinkly bit at the edge. That’s the best part of the lasagna!

Pretty sure I spent my 7th grade dances trying NOT to press my erection up against anybody.

As long as he doesn’t get in his president character from Idiocracy. We have that going right now.

It’s disconcerting.

My 7 year old daughter. She also wants the McDonald’s drive thru to be able to go through the play area as well. So she can see if it’s worth getting out for it.

Prior to this Fear the Walking Dead didn’t give two fucks.

I am more than fine with having no idea who he is.

Yeah, I’m with you. I have a 2-year old and we’re trying for a second. Anything involving violence against babies, toddlers or pregnant women is completely off-limits for probably the next 10 years.