I assume that before buying this beer, you and your significant other are required to walk around the liquor store for half an hour not being able to agree on a beer for the night then finally stopping in front of this one to say, “that one’s fine, let’s just get out of here.”

Quality runners-up: “Mixtape,” “The Authority Song,” “Disintegration,” and especially “Polaris.”

We took the same route from NW Ohio, and I always knew we were in the South when all the Bob Evans’ turned into Waffle Houses, all the Giant Eagles turned into Piggly Wigglys, and all the Big Boys became Shoney’s.

True story: When I was a kid, I thought Stevie Nicks was a man and Lindsey Buckingham was a woman, just based on their names, and never having seen pictures of them or (apparently) heard any pronouns used to refer to them. I think I was 14 or 15 before I read an article about them which clarified things.

You’ve never tanned a vicar? You haven’t lived.

Oh, Thomas the Tank Engine was good, but the “greatest show on earth”?

The judge at my arraignment strongly disagreed...

I’ve read Ulysses twice and still don’t know how to summarize it.

Lame-o!

Forensic Files is my go-to fall-asleep show. Peter Thomas soothes me to sleep every night with the tales of how some housewife poisoned her husband with anti-freeze.

I have an Epiphone SG (G400) from 2000. It’s a great guitar. I feel no need to upgrade to a Gibson. I also have a late 90s Casino (somewhat tweaked by a previous owner), which is marvelous. Again, no internet in upgrading to to an ES-330, and if I wanted a 335, I’d also go Epiphone. And I’d go Squier on the Fender…

Gravey Train

Yeah, even as a Christian, I always though Samson was a frankly pathetic and unsympathetic character. He was literally Too Dumb to Live. As you so ably pointed out, it’s not like he didn’t have plenty of proof that Delilah was not looking out for his best interest.

Some men simply cannot and should not grow a beard. I am one of those men, he is clearly another. 

Kull. Krull is something else.

I wonder how much of the source material they’re going to use - there’s hundreds of stories, but about 80% of them are Conan rescuing naked white ladies from dark-skinned savages and/or wrestling giant Freudian snakes.

Well we have to at least keep it going until Super Bowl 509, because that one will be “Super Bowl DIX”

Butkus was a team-first guy.

Hundreds if you count the Texas high school football teams that could beat the Browns.

It worked on Galaxy Quest because all of the other characters hated his character.