I’m not really a huge Rush fan (regular-size, I would think), but Geddy Lee’s voice doesn’t bother me. I just don’t think you can plug some other dude (or dudette) in there for vocals and end up with the same music. No idea if it would be better or worse, but it wouldn’t be the same. And band chemistry is tricky.…

Now I’m not saying that I am Krysten Ritter, but I am saying I’m definitely not Krysten Ritter. I think you’d probably be pretty underwhelmed by my work.

Look, I can’t help how impressive I am. But thank you for noticing.

Hey, I was in the same class! Also, the Karankawas were cannibals. All of them. Definitely. Don’t bother looking it up.

Nada Surf is a very good band, in my opinion. Not sure if I’ll ever listen a full set of this guy’s material, but at least we can agree on Nada Surf.

And A Bug’s Life is right there to rhyme with “hug”, but I got nothing right now.

Upskirt.

Sex Toy Story.

Harassatouille.

I’m not sure I’ve ever successfully completed one. I feel like Ethan Suplee and I are cosmically linked on that one. Or it is a coincidence.

I love, love, love The Cowboys and War Wagon. My brother and I must have watched those once a month for a couple of years there.

Like when they finally put Skip Bayless with Stephen A. Smith.

You have no idea.

Dang. I guess they’ll have to try something different. How about:

I don’t know. Sometimes I find that his song writing is not credible.

The real question is will anybody anywhere put an end to the “finger family song” videos on YouTube. It doesn’t appear to be sexual, violent, or violently sexual, but this shit has to stop.

The real question is will anybody anywhere put an end to the “finger family song” videos on YouTube. It doesn’t appear to be sexual, violent, or violently sexual, but this shit has to stop.

Matchbook Romance did a similar thing on one of their CDs. I have no idea why.

Really catchy, fun, masturbation.

There’s a freeware program called Audacity. You can import the .WAV file, cut out the silence, save the new file, and then delete the original.