I assume he would have imploded under the weight of the preciousness of his own name.

2+2=5.

The movie was fine. I barely remember it. It entertained a toddler for about 45 minutes. All-in-all, a plus experience for me.

Jordy(sp?) Verill(sp?), you nunkhead(sp?).

Don’t listen to them. Your uppers are just fine the way they are. Don’t go “open-concept” with uppers. Believe you me.

Word. My first is almost 3 and Mrs. Jive is hard at work making the second one right now. I’ve become so weepy. Even stuff that isn’t really all that sad can sneak up on me and get me sniffling.

Nin-ja! Nin-ja, rap!

I will take any schwarzbier you have lying around off your hands. One of my favorite styles.

No thank you, I don’t want to carry around robbery-bait. Assuming I didn’t break it first.

Didn’t seem to be working for me. Maybe I was too impatient. But it sounds like mixing. Mixing is a pain in the arse.

If I start calling my band “craft rock” will someone hand us a big bag of money with a green dollar sign on it? Cuz that would be great. There may be some confusion with “kraut rock” and Kraftwerk. Which I’m fine with.

While I certainly enjoyed myself in my short time in Munich, I wouldn’t say the beer was better than what I can get in my locality (DFW, USA). It was all good, but you could basically get Light, Dark, Wheat, or Radler. Maybe that was what the offered tourists such as myself. Seems like at home I can try a dozen…

Sure it’s craft, but they always seem to taste like sex and woad.

I’m acknowledging my ignorance of pre-Cowboys From Hell Pantera. I’m sure it existed, but I’m fine not owning it.

I would be interested in an Imperial Russian Stout chugging contest. As an observer only, of course.

Hopefully they aren’t chugging anything too good. Anything worth drinking is worth savoring. And their shirts say “USA Drinking Team”, so maybe taste isn’t at the top of the list here.

Am I not supposed to like Pantera. First several albums are really good metal.

Oh, jokes. I get jokes.

First I’ve heard that opinion. I was under the impression that we all enjoyed the new commenting system. You may never see or respond to this. Who knows. That is (somehow) the beauty of it.

And most statues are too. So you can see how historically accurate and important this all is.