Nothing says, “You can’t arrest me, my father is a lawyer,” like a pastel colored RR.

The self-stitch on ones are definitely your best bet. Especially if you have an older, cheap black wheel, the stitch on leather ones can look *almost* OEM. 

Ahh The Volkswagen Only Exists Because Boomers are Still Alive, but in diesel and a stick. Blechhh.

Don’t worry, Gary will put a set of 16" mag wheels in chrome as soon as he gets it back from the “stealership” (good one, Gary). 

Will it get an axle lift of +6" so that old guys with knee problems who inappropriately flirt with waitresses can get in and out of their C8 ‘Vette?

One has to wonder if Nissan is increasing the prices on these because they can make 2X the profit on a mid-tier Rogue.

Just because Kevin and Barbara have kids and are +30lb from their college days doesn’t mean they don’t know how to have fun. Heck, Kevin decided to grow a goatee, just because he can; dude is wild man. They deserve to drive a comfortable, overweight, overall, nonsense vehicle with a Porsche badge on it just so they…

Cool. Everyone enjoy answering phone calls from your grandma, explaining (again) how to turn her radio on.

Holy shit. This brought back so many memories. I remember reading a couple of early internet articles about it and how rad the build was.

I just swooned at the thought.

PLEASE WHITELIST THIS PART OF THE SKY

Nice shade of male pattern baldness yellow. 

Its a weird Acura. I thought we liked weird around here? Its ugly, weird and rare. I’ve only ever seen one in real life, parked outside a Dunkin Donuts in town. 

Why does it have so many fucking doors?

I’m fairly convinced that the current writers at autoblog haven’t even been IN a car before.

Honestly, this car has aged well (the design, not necessarily this particular example). It looks less garish than say a 97 Mustang.

The foot long Chrysler wing badge on my friend’s 200 just FELL OFF within a year of owning it. No residue, no marks, just POOF disappeared like it had never even been there.

“Pls dont talk to me rn my anxiety is peaking but venmo me $20 if you wanna DM.”

YOU WIN TODAY. 

Now with a pre-mounted handicap plate for those that are leg disabled.