I still dont understand why people build these kinds of things.

CP, though i wouldn’t mind trying to fit a Mustang front clip on it to give us the Fox body ‘Stang wagon we all deserve. 

Rotate the pump so it’s “upside down” in your gas hole. 

Nope, its the Diablo that has these headlights.

Got them Lambo headlights.

can i get chrome wheels and fuzzy dice?

Do you people not have FoodSavers? Hit the seal button and its like a factory seal. 

It’s got too many doors, and too short of a bed. There. I said it.

$21.5K is a lot of money to throw at a boomer-magnet. You’ll spend all day fighting off Garys, Daves and Bills who “always wanted one of these”. 

If this is real, both VPs drive silver over black Audis. 

I’m just here to thank you for long form content like this. 

I’m going to assume that someone connected to the state government has a monopoly on charging stations here.

I just need to remind you of the people that generally drive XLRs still need to call their grandkids whenever they want to watch Big Bang Theory on their DVD player.

I feel like while the MSRP was likely higher, the out the door price of this car was definitely $6,999 back when it was new.

I can’t wait to see Jamie Chadwick behind the wheel of a Williams, though i’m not sure she has enough points for a super license yet.

A black on black Audi, how...unique.

We could just nuke Brooklyn instead; then we won’t have to hear these dumb takes on transportation from people who spend their lives blaming others.

Jeep? It doesn’t look like one. Where are the trademark Angry Eyes? 

Heroin needles make for really bad punctures on Pirelli tires at high speeds.

This looks “cool as hell” in the same way that “Formula E is more exciting than F1". Its not.