I winced when i saw Verstappen take the podium. The new power unit seems like it’s got the pace to be a real contender. He really should’ve stayed with Red Bull.

If they want to really hit their true demographic, they should try jazzy scooters.

It broke my heart every time he retired due to mechanical issues last season, because he had SO much left to give, but the car kept letting him down. I was hoping he’d have a strong opening this year.

WD-40 is a great barrier to prevent oxidation. 

“Last of the late brakers.”

Doesn’t California have e-Ink license plates, for no apparent reason? That’s sort of equivalent to revolving plates.

I had this EXACT Micro Machine as a kid, but it’s maybe 20% too high in price.

Is it possible that Renault misread the what Volvo was doing and limited their cars to 12mph?

Well, shit. 

Oi m8 wheres your pickaxe loicense?

Someone just needs to put this man in a good F1 car and let him have at it. 

I was ready to be super-irritated, but i’m not. ALL the press all season was dedicated to the Merc vs Ferrari fight for points, which is absolutely fair and fun to watch. Now i get to see the other part of the season. This is great.

Old people still exist, and they remember that Consumer Reports is a thing.

Susan will be thrilled with this refresh.

Its an actual piece of garbage.

Everything on this 86 is absolutely perfect in it’s execution.

Fairly sure you could’ve bought one of these new, with incentives for less money at a dealership.

This is the correct response.

Gets in fights at Buffalo Wild Wings with some other late-30s sports fan because their teams are “rivals”.

I’m not a regular dad, I’m a cool dad. *puts Punisher skull decal on back window of 2019 RAV4*