I saw a RAV4 commercial on TV yesterday and thought to myself, “Look at all these situations that this car will literally never be in real life!”

The price for the mileage is  *tad* high, but this is one of the few vehicles i would leave my stick shift truck for.

The biggest drawback is that this will limit the size of the optional RAM badging that seems to get larger and larger with every model year. I thought that for year 2020, parts of the R and the M would actually stick out past the taillights.

Breeders are ruining everything up to and including pickup trucks.

Do you have to show membership in the AARP or the more conservative one to be able to buy one?

I could swear this was up on NPOCP like within the last couple of weeks, droopy eye and all.

It stuns me what she can get in there. Its a great little car.

A friend of mine owns a 2-door hatch from the previous generation, stick. She has managed to drive it with the hatch closed WITH A KAYAK INSIDE. What a goddamn hero. These things are surprisingly spacious, apparently.

Clifton, NJ is a garbage place filled with garbage people. 

Pack it in, everyone. It’s not gonna get better than the above comment.

Literally no one who buys this car.

I wonder which one of Governor Cuomo’s sons is being groomed for the next governorship of NY? Will it be Anthony? Mario III? Vincent? Michael? Michael-Anthony? Salvatore? 

So...the nerds are mad that the Explorer ST exists because “its an SUV” despite the fact that its AWD with a rear bias, but we should be wanting a fast version of an Amazon delivery van? Ok guys.

Its fine.

You can’t fight City Hall. Also, being New York, you have to know a guy who knows a guy who can call his sister-in-law at the DoT to have the tickets erased. 

$18K buys a lot of nice hotel stays and flights. 

Part of the Moist Package at Porsche for MY 2020, estimated option price is $6500. 

Neat! Look at all these mid-’90s Euro taxicabs!

So is this sort of like a sanitation engineer fantasy camp? Wherein I pay $500 to somebody so i can sweat, catch tetanus and drag a literal pile of garbage to a junkyard?

And then you’re left with a rusted, no-wheeled hulk of garbage you’re going to have to pay someone to take to the junkyard. PROFIT.