Airfoil is the new Splinter.

Moral of the story: You’ll get assigned shitty tasks, but if you work hard, you’ll design a car that won’t be shown un-camouflaged until it’s mid-cycle refresh. 

I’ve figured it out: Toyota is going to only offer dazzle camo as the paintjob for the Supra. They’ve been hiding it in plain sight. No solid colors, ever. 

jUsT eNcLoSe tEh cOcKpIt aLrEaDy

No, i missed out on that one. The one that included the minute hand was a 300-unit limited edition, and my dealer ran out of allocations.

Shut up. I paid $15,000 to put a clock on my charging station.

Not necessarily, because right now all the Tesla models are “halo” cars. They’re meant to wow people, and be different or special from regular cars. The electric cars from regular manufacturers is aiming for volume, and they have to make the cars as normal as possible. 

I was an Asian-American boy, growing up in Harlem in the ‘80s. The Duke Boys and the General Lee were raising mayhem in Hazzard County, and I loved every minute of it. The poster (along with one of a C4 Corvette) hung above my crib, and for my 3rd birthday, my cousin made an orange construction paper General Lee as a…

Every minuscule option Porsche forces people to pay for is the high end version of Truecoat.

I think brake size is already limited by regulation. What the limit is, i’m not sure.

“Hey son, i need your help getting the boat trailer hooked up to the Enclave. I gotta get this thing to your Uncle Bill’s before the repo dudes show up here.”

THe vape isn’t autographed? Thats a hard pass.

You are the hero we deserve.

Comes with a flat-brimmed Monster Energy cap, autographed by some guy you’ve never heard of.

Ultimately, unless you’re actually in a sanctioned race, the only person you’re competing against is yourself. The whole point of tracking a car shouldn’t be to “pass people”, it’s to improve one’s own driving skill for your own satisfaction. That’s it. I salute you for putting your Ferrari through it’s paces. Keep…

It’s called exaggerated humor, sir. 

While the pluckiness and self-aware nature of the S2000 is amusing to me, the real hero is the McLaren Senna owner who is ACTUALLY tracking his car instead of placing it inside their sealed garage with a more sophisticated HVAC system than most laboratories.

The even cooler guys tint their windshields limo-black.

The only view people ever get of my Sentra SE-R V-Spec is the murdered out taillights bro. #2fast

Blacked out taillights typically announce the arrival of the coolest guy at the party, what are you talking about?