You are currently my hero.

Hot hatches are fine; the reverence for GTIs of all generations bewilders me.

This is the most accurate take imaginable.

Just think, in 2052 someone will spend $1,000,000 to restore to factory spec a silver 2018 Honda CR-V LX. *shudder*

I want the Juke to die on it’s way home to it’s home planet.

“Urban meteor with a nasty attitude” is exactly the sort of phrase a 60-year-old auto executive would use with after asking his 40-year-old niece to come up with a cool description for a car designed for 20-year-olds.

LOOK! It’s the Toyota Supra way before you’re supposed to see it! #iffoundpleasereturntojalopnik

People are obsessed with old crappy cars all the time, like VW Beetles. 

I feel like the reaction would be, “Oh neat.” And then the price would remain the same as market value. The GT is going to stay in the upper echelon of car values for the foreseeable future, and the kind of money that invests in this would likely be nonplussed by a minor celebrity owning this car for an insignificant…

I think it won’t affect it’s value one way or another in the long run. It only seems like news because we’re reading it as it happens. 40-years from now, when it has 1500 miles on it, the 7th owner isn’t going to care that it was the subject of a nonsense lawsuit because of a long-dead professional wrestler, it’ll be…

I’m not a regular grandpa, i’m a progressive, polar-bear caring-about, environmentalist grandpa.

Wouldn’t be able to drive it out of state without prior ATF approval though. But I think you’re right, it could totally be done. 

In case you needed reminding that Philadelphia still out-hipsters Brooklyn any day of the week.

THis is somehow worse than the california ones, because just think of all the heroin needles that those cars will kick up into the crowd.

It’s the fans of the “tri-5 chevys”, the same reason i won’t watch Doctor fucking Who, because of the annoying fans.

That’s surprising because i figured splinterers and/or jezebellers would naturally, instinctively rage at anything that was orange.

Oh wow. An Audi with a black leather interior. Haven’t seen many of those around before. Must be super rare.

I too, as a major petrolhead, am totally 10000% sick of baby boomers obsession with the ‘57 Bel Air. 

Are those tanks of donkeysauce in the bed for dispensing at high PSI to obese basic cable subscribers? WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN.

Bless you sir. I “found” a copy. It was not on Amazon, but rather on a site about reading.