Oh my god. I worked at Starbucks for 4 months. This is so accurate. You have no idea. I still get feelings of dread when a see a group of teenage girls.

I honestly didn’t know until today that Ramadan doesn’t just apply to food, but water, too. Man, hat’s off to you, I could never, ever manage that. I always refused to even fast for Yom Kippur.

pburg and he grew up in dc why do i know literally everything about colin

I’d drool, but it’s Ramadan and I’ve no moisture to spare. x_x

I would NEVER think of using Open Table this way. I use it when I need to book a reservation AHEAD OF TIME for a few people for a work dinner thing. (It is great to have the electronic confirmation to send to those attending) But I would never use Open Table while at the restaurant in order to prove the server wrong…

This comment is everything wrong with America.

I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-ass fruit sauce for baked brie)…

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

All these people need punched.

Poor, poor hosts. Man, though: a good host is not a thing to be taken lightly. They’re a rare and precious resource.

Same.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?!”

Exactly! I mentioned this further down thread. I wonder how many women are actually bi but never really admitted it. And it just feels safer for them to laugh along and be like “yah I totally want her to sit on my face HAHAHAHAHAH” ....it’s like speaking half-truths. They mean it, but would never admit it.

Which I…

Isn’t this chain now known as Boston Market?

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

Has anyone out there just refused to go to restaurants with someone? Like sat them down and said something along the lines of, “When we go to restaurants I feel very uncomfortable. I think we have different ideas about tipping and how to treat waitstaff and these ideas are things that I do not feel comfortable…

The best feeling in the world is taking off the grown-up clothes for yoga pants (or no pants). Makes me appreciate looking good and looking like a schlub all in the same day.

I really hate horror movies, so I have no plans to see it. I actually read the synopsis because the trailers made it look interesting, and I was curious what the plot twist was, but no way was I going to watch it. My tolerance for scary is sooooooo low.

The wife (white) of my boyfriend's cousin (Indian) was once asked this about her son (whose skin color is closer to his dad's):