I showed up at a local restaurant after a crazy day of football during the last playoffs. It’s one of my favorite spots for food, but the crowd can get a little douchebro-ey during things like sporting events and normal drinking hours (which is why I prefer to drink at lunch on weekdays!). This time it was like 8pm…

I’m never too good to hear new tips. My current favorites are a Hendricks gimlet with a splash of st Germaine or a spicy dirty martini. And dark rum is delicious. Just to give you a jumping off point so I don’t have to feel bad when you write me a dissertation on manhattans or something (I know they're delicious I…

I’ve found the same to be true. I can’t remember the last time I got bad service, but I think a lot of it is perspective too. I think going out to eat is a privilege in so many ways, and it should be treated as such. I’m thankful I can afford it, I’m thankful I don’t have to do the dishes, and I’m thankful that…

It is. I have also been. It's fun until you're old enough to realize it's sad.

This video is from the Olympic Garm Farm. It's essentually a drive through zoo, and they give you bread to feed certain animals, like this bear and the bison. I used to love it as a kid, and then I realized how sad the animals seemed, since this is what they do all day. Although they at least have pretty big roaming…

I saw a dude watching this at the gym today and was really wondering what sort of rip off this was. Are they going to play M.A.S.H next?

I might have ordered all the mortal kombat movies on Amazon the other day.

I had like four people show up in some sort of white lacy thing. All ages too, so it wasn’t just dumb young people or something. I don’t care if it’s summer, you suck.

Your graduation story reminds me of how my father used his wedding toast at my wedding to talk about how my brother (younger) had also gotten married earlier in the year (secretly, although not anymore at that point). They were unsurprisingly divorced within a year, because impulse marriages when you’re a teenager are…

All of the excuses and justifications are hilarious. Especially since at the end of the day some people are just shitty drivers, regardless of gender.