New developments often have to include a proportion of affordable housing. Usually about 10%.

“carry your mannequin better”?

Ditto. And Jeremy’s car was not only unfunny but grotesque as well.

Model 3. That is all I have to say.

Umm.. lots of people have their lights off in broad daylight.

In the good ol’ days millions just appeared in your account because of hackers in your lobby.

I wish getting money in this game wasn’t so tedious, because it’s ridiculously fun.

They’re trying to change that exact stigma. The only way you do that is keep trying to break through with some market that previously wasn’t interested. Continually repeating “but seriously, who’s gonna buy it?” is nonsensical when the whole fucking point is that they’re trying something new exactly because people…

I’m not in advertising, and I think I could sell this car. Print. Weekly news magazines. Pic of an older gentleman’s thumb pushing a CD into a dashboard CD slot (I know !, right?). Copy: “The quietest room in your house is out in your driveway.”

Lincoln did that before, with the very handsome silver-haired guy driving the car around at night. Exceptionally handsome guy. Pity about the car...

Full disclosure: I work in advertising. And nobody can overthink shit like advertising people.

Telling a broke person to pay cash for a car is the same as telling a hungry person to just buy himself a fancy meal at a nice restaurant (assuming he was hungry because he was broke).

A proper utility company places safety of everyone above the immediate work needs.

USA! USA! USA!

psst. Patrick doesn’t mean “Grand Theft Auto”

Dude, the demise of the K-car was well documented in the day..

Well....Trump is trying his damnedest to emulate Silvio Berlusconi, so....

I hope no one stops saying things like this for the next 4 years. Let those fuckers be reminded of their idiocy every damn day, every damn article about Trump needs to be punctuated with “but emails amirite?”

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.