Arrange one thousand watermelons in a straight line on a runway, 2000ft from the start line. Accelerate as fast as possible into the watermelons, but make sure your trunk and windows are completely open. For every whole watermelon that bounces into your car, you may charge $50,000. This is the industry standard.

^ This is a bad opinion.

Have you watched that movie lately? It’s turning out to be disturbingly prophetic.

The Kaiser Vagabond sort of did this back in the late 40’s and early 50’s.

Offer Oil, if they say they brought oil and don’t need it (not at that moment, at least) you go one step further and offer a clean rag to clean their hands.

Every time this meme comes up I feel the perverse desire to point out that Supra turbo transaction prices are now higher than 355 transaction prices, at least on eBay.

Dang these NPoCP articles and influencing my opinions.

I almost bought myself another ‘77 Volvo 242, then thought about a Cannondale CAAD 8 bike, and ended up using my tax refund on a boring UV water cleaning unit for the house.

Probably because most Mustang owners think they’re the shit.

*sigh* It’s always a Mustang -_-

The Ford Focus also got ruined in the mid aughts

So you’re saying the TaTa’s are top heavy?

There ya go, perfect Jalop car.

Last month, I was debating on a late 90’s bmw 5 series or a Toyota Taco. I'm all over the place.

I am! I am cross-shopping all the cars, all the time.

What? On Jalopnik, cross-shopping a Focus, a 20 year old Bentley and a factor fresh UAZ 9-seater is a top 5 pastime.

Why don’t the two of you just take that crap over to Gawker. Talking cars over here. Of course if you bring it to Gawker or Jez, look for me to mock or troll you, depending upon how good my coffee was that morning.

Yeah they already do restomods for racing.

If you expand it to 10 Sir Mix-A-Lot should make the list, possibly Funk Master Flex as well