kids these days - no respect for the classics.

"Customer who lost his fully built Porsche in a divorce and had the car demodded and taken a part and left his exwife a shell with the listed VIN number"

I though a condition for employment as a general manager was doing lines on the desk.

Which one do you want to hear?

guess I'm sticking my nuts in a vat of acid with you.

A lot of people seem to think it's hideous, but I have a soft spot for the Porsche Panamera Turbo S

men don't care how tight the space is, men only care how much more they can shove in there.

This week in retardation: Capturing a car jacker is racism.

How about no?

survey says.... A dick.

Not all rally cars have fuel cells, as I found out. All those front-drive Fiestas you see running around American stages just have gas tanks.

And since 51 is divisible by 3... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!

This is the second time today I've used a Dale Gribble picture in reply.

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're joking.

And here I thought you meant Chevy Cobalt. Wasn't "Doomsday Device" on the list of banned words and phrases?

Indeed. I want to die in a car explosion.

You say "I'm sick of the Hellcat" but all anyone hears is "I support godless communism."

In the Midwest, this is Corvettes. It always irritates me to see them at car shows, especially stock ones. Congrats on being able to get financing on a new car...

If I had the money and lack of self-awareness, I'd daily the living hell out of this thing. This thing around DC would be simultaneously be the best and the worst.

I am reposting a comment from Missed-Minardi as it explains well.