frenchlicker
Frenchlicker
frenchlicker

After 3 months of ownership and roughly 10,000 miles I blew the engine in my 2009 F-350 King Ranch, 2 days before Summer Vacation (oh and 2 days after my dealership oil change/service). Ford wanted to give me a Fiesta for a month while it was in the shop.... was not impressed. (how the hell can you tow a boat and

Bottom Line: The Model T is a fast, comfortable and technologically brilliant luxury sedan, but numerous problems with its explosion engine, tires and drivetrain make it hard to recommend.

Wait, should the pilot fuck the plane, or the plane fuck the cloud?

Patriot.

Sharknado taught me that you can toss propane 'bombs' into tornadoes to dissipate them. This is the perfect platform for that.

That's what they always say; the bad cops are but a small minority. If they are so outnumbered by good cops, why don't all the good ones have them rounded up and off the force in no time? Easy, they're all bad, because they will all lie for each other no matter how horrible the crime.

Then if I was gates level rich I would totally do that.

What German car would work in Idaho? Maybe an old AWD Vanagon?

Before you accuse me of saying that the Mazda3 competes with some Mercedes-Benz, let me quickly explain that's not where I plan to take this. We all know the Mazda3 could never compete with Mercedes-Benz, because the little Mazda will rust to bits in 10 years. Whereas a high-end luxury vehicle such as, for example,

"A sunny place for shady people"

Well, he did eventually move to Florida. He was just born in the wrong state. Kind of like how a lot of great actors are born outside of Hollywood and move there to achieve their full potential.

No, the whole point of this car isn't about sense - it's about beauty and design. So what if there's a big empty space in the front? It looks beautiful. That's the whole point of the car.

The whole car doesn't make sense. In a world that is getting more and more densely populated with more and more congestion, it makes less and less sense to have hugely long, hugely wide car. An unpainted, burnished aluminium body likely to be crafted by hand? That's a labour intensive affair to fix if it gets

As a farm kid who grew up having fear of spinning tools (specifically power take-off implements), this makes my palms sweat.

I've driven LR4s, Range Rovers, and Range Rover Sports through some seriously hairy stuff. On street tires. They're extremely capable.

"Less than you can afford a*hole...FERRARI"

Hahaha. Good point. She was very attractive and very obviously interested. She did, however, suggest that I get a Tesla.

A friend of mine put his keys on my trunklid a couple weeks ago. I nearly killed the whole town.

Good luck, the corn lobby is way more powerful than the government.