Just imagine how many tube amps are transported every weekend in E-series vans all across America. They handle it somehow.

Looks great, now drop that Abarth 500 Esseesse engine in it, lower and widen it slightly and make it a really Special Edition

Worse things have happened. I suspect more modern machinery in there. TV reporters' peepers might not know a flivver from a jalopy.

You would be wrong.

I should preface this by admitting that I'm no pilotologist. However, I think this proves that the man or woman in control of that machine has a level of skill, confidence, and luck that my brain can't comprehend at the moment. Fuuuuuuuck.

this pile of shit is worse

Whoa, whoa, you can't tow a trailer with an ordinary car, much less a Beetle! What do you think this is? The entire world outside the US?

Not really. The low frequency noise of an engine noise is non directional to the human ear. They might think you are on their left when you are on their right and wipe you out. Plus excessively loud motorcycles are for douchebags... your best defense is being a good, smart, actively defensive, VISIBLE rider, not a…

Oh... "Loud pipes wake neighbors" right?

The doppler effect says that you're wrong.

Everyone was all excited over Deadmau5's Purrari 458 being sold on Craigslist for big bucks. Apparently "everyone" doesn't include the trolls that infest the internet and click the spam button daily. Enter Autotrader to save the Nyan Cat day.

Real men = Anyone who identifies as male.

Some of us read (and even contribute to) both! Shocking, I know.

the wal-mart transgender department is low of trendy options.

I thought it was John Waters...

I think it's fair to assume that Chase is indeed transgender. Depending on where Chase is at (deftly side-stepping the pronoun issue) in the transition, and depending on the parents' involvement and level of comfort, it's possible that Chase is identifying female for the most part but still allows male pronouns when…

"They said he was wearing a disguise," Chase's mother told local WYFF4 News. (It's not clear whether Chase self-identifies as male or female, but the story and Chase's mom use masculine pronouns.)

Surprise

Oh come on, nobody in South Carolina shaves their beard. That's just ludicrous.