I can get the axles. I’m a trained professional. 

Pause for a second and realize you probably are in fact a fan boy. Take another second and realize you are full of shit and Jalopnik does report stories on other shitty auto industry CEO’s

Hell, Rural King pays cash for batteries. 

I don’t know if you’re being serious or not. I’m going to believe you are and wholeheartedly agree with you. 

I think they are saying it just to avoid the whole Toyobaru thing. Where people viewed the cars as the same and based it on the logo. 

Look at Roadkill Garage’s Clevo Commando and tell me that. 

That’s the beauty of it. Wasn’t part of the dieselgate settlement that they would do something exactly along those lines? So now it is something they are doing for their customers instead of something they have to do because of what they did to their customers(and the public at large). 

You should do what I did with my Jeep, minus one absolutely massive fuck up. Buy a spare engine(in my case a full ZJ to yank the engine out of), here’s where our paths should diverge if you have the money for a full rebuild, rebuild that engine. Originally I was tanking the ZJ engine to put in my XJ until I had the…

My future brother in law has one exactly like the one up top. He got his police cruiser so it just sits in the garage. 

Those people have to be incredibly strong. But they must know that each time they see a death there’s a chance it could help prevent many more in the future. 

I shared this with my company and they immediately sent out stickers. People can say what they will about Jasper Engines but they have shown time and again they care. 

Well if they are torn apart the second is true. There are some people that will do nearly anything to get parts for cars like these. 

I’ve seen in some articles where they end up being stored like stolen artwork with the intention of being sold in the future. There is no good way to go about it though. 

Yes, yes I do. Throwbacks like this are sometimes nice instead of edgy and new. 

Don’t know much about drag history I take it?

My friend is currently buttoning up his drag car to ready it for use. It has an automatic because he wants the best times possible. 

Is...Is this a wheeler dealers reference?

I highly doubt the type of people that pulled off that type of theft did either of the first two. 

Hell, that thing was exposed to less salt and water than your average Michigan winter gives you. 

What? Do you understand what a pun is? This is the equivalent of somebody in middle school being mad at you and calling you “queer” just because it’s the best insult they could think of.