The new-ish administration wants to test out our military might dick swinging. None of the recent administrations have done that in a subtle way.

I imagine an assistant leaning into his ear kind of like on Veep and saying “Gassing civilians is a bad thing.” Then him nodding knowingly.

I’ve noticed a lot of cities only do 91 octane. Nearly everyone around me does 93. I’ve never understood it really.

I almost did that in an old car right until I read the bottle and realized the kind I got was not appropriate for my shit can. I should have done it still.

Of course, your neighborhood gas station probably won’t have 100 octane fuel, but most drag strips do and that is where the Demon is designed to vanquish all who oppose it.

I hadn’t even thought about the prices being low due to over abundant supply. Maybe I should head up there and look.

I work for and I’m friends with and I’m pretty sure I’m related to Purdue grads. What helped set my view of the school was learning that the vet that saved my dog went to Purdue.

West Lafayette? Maybe an engineer there can help him. Or maybe go down the road a bit and get a freshly minted Subaru.

I remember reading a story on those a couple years back. I guess now they have learned how to follow the human traffic patterns as well as understand crosswalks. Survival of the fittest is strongly at play in that group.

Communists, here in Indiana all of that is legal. Except for the tint of course.

Newer ones tend to drive smoother. That’s about all I can think of.

I’d say it would largely depend on the tractor and the trailer doing the job. He does have the worst trailer but he doesn’t have the best tractor either.

Now the wannabe rednecks with too much of daddy’s money are about the only ones doing the underglow type thing along with stupid low pro mud tires. Oh how the times have changed.

I miss the neon days. It was stupid and ridiculous but I loved it.

I mean, unless my spelling is wrong.

I’m going to guess since I have no actual clue. The top one appears to be a rerouted natural waterway whilst the one below appears to be taking its natural course.

This guy says it’s a simple case of affluenza.

It would appear that some places in my area label spring onions as scallions.

Well, at many places I’ve shopped here(Indiana) I’ve seen green onions and scallions sold as two different types of onions. These appear to be the green onion ones.

Every time it has to devolve into puns.