That is better satire on racing liveries than this is satire on art.

That is better satire on racing liveries than this is satire on art.

Timid enough that they are buying the most downmarket, watered down version of what they truly want. Either that or they are just very very cheap and lying to themselves.

The Fiesta active is what happens when people want a crossover but are afraid to go all the way with it. It just turns out odd and more unattractive.

Isn’t the Mondeo basically a fusion? So give us a damn Fusion Sport Wagon Ford!!!

Do like anyone with a work truck does,suck up what you can with a shop vac and then blast it with an air compressor. Afterwards hit it with a hose and a scrub brush. That second bit only needs to be done when they’ve been neglected.

Put it in an XJ, mainly because I want to see how it looks and how much of a pita it would be. I legitimately want to see a fake wood floor.

I wish I was in the no trash on the floor circle. I probably will be once I get a car I respect or have space for one of those bags in.

I assumed it was kind of like Europe, the hierarchy goes diesel, gas, turbo gas.

I like yours options better to be honest, I have a soft spot for the Aztec and am thinking of buying one too.

Middle America, we don’t need your damned Nazi car rules.

I’d say it will come down to state requirements just like a standard recall.

Well the important specs are very likely to change with the Fix so they are irrelevant.

People tend to commit brash acts when they are edgy and looking for something that isn’t there.

Sumbitch, I was hoping you were going to say for some reason the Transit Connect Wagon had received massive discounts putting it firmly in a price range I can convince myself to buy it.

Everybody always forgets my favorite part: “and bodies in ditches”

Thanks dick, I started laughing and then hacking from my cold.

To be honest the actual owner probably did most of the smashing. However I’m curious as to why they didn’t smash the windows and everything. Would that be going too far in their books or did they just not have the proper equipment?

Judging by the way they talked he will be their version of the Stig.

Do you recall the time the Stig ran off the track and hit a wall of tires with a Koeniggsegg? Well now they either hit trees, a hangar, or a fence and then sheep. The less room for error factor ups the excitement I think.