Lol, with a hammer, it sounds.

Dongers.

Pussy, since I finish first.

The post facelift bumpers don’t fit the pre facelift car.

u havin a giggle, m8?

Go on, I’m listening.

Haha his tan k car didn’t have such contrivances.

Andrew likes the tuna here?

I bet she ordered chicken fingles or something at the bowling alley they went on a date at.

Grandad used to jiggle the keys in the ignition “it won’t start until your seatbelt is buckled”

Odd looking used car salesmen, no combover or power tie.

They’ll have to eat it through a tube.

I’ve seen a driver with their feet out the window, and a passenger with their feet out the driver’s window. Omfg people!

What about a sub 10k car and bad credit?

I’ve told people this for so long! Their response; “if that ever happens, I’ll eat my shoe.”

Proper use of “Vtec yo!” yo!

“V for vagina because that thing hits like a bitch, bro. vtech 4 lyfe!”

$45 not $35

$45 not $35

What’s with all the discrepancies?

What’s with all the discrepancies?

These same people complained the Saturn 5 only has a bajillion hp.