Caranoia the destroyer

A lot more pedestrians out on work days.

I like it. Call it something catchy like Slightly Irrational Dent Stress. SIDS for short.

Hashtag all humans matter

Any v6 would be worse. Or better.

When was the last time door handles were hidden behind speaker grills?

They’re unronically working together with a church.

And you can blame the wet spot on the champagne shower when you win.

Puns. Everybody loves puns, except your enemies.

EDIT FUCK INFINITE SCROLLING.

Obligatory.

“shredded cheese” Sawdust is inflammable, guys.

“sublime scent of corn-chips left in the sun.”

This. The smell of a laundromat from blocks away makes me gag. All my soaps and pit sticks are as low odor as possible.

Wash yourself, adult non-bather.

We can’t stop spinning, and you it seems can’t stop sucking dicks.

We can’t stop spinning, and you it seems can’t stop sucking dicks.

Bad rational there bud... And it’s silent. It doesn’t make an annoying clicky noise that bothers everybody.

Bad rational there bud... And it’s silent. It doesn’t make an annoying clicky noise that bothers everybody.

Or buy a 3d printer and make infinity fidget spinners.

Or buy a 3d printer and make infinity fidget spinners.