I guess if your needs are different....

I’m sitting in my BMW as I type this. 200k mi on it and only falling to pieces a little bit.

Rule 34

If you wanna turn money into tire smoke, get the GTO.

I’m going to make like a tree and branch outta here before the puns get bad.

Shell art is OVER!

You’re talking about snobbery and American car hate. The dinan is objectively better.

The dinan m3 cost $100k new...

But it’s 4x what the Miata has so there’s that.

I paid less in need for speed underground!

That might be the greatest idea.

If fat bald guys wearing Oakleys at night are your fetish, I won’t shame you.

“no one reading this will actually attempt to buy”

That dodge isn’t even a miata.

“you don’t have to do the intricate dance of shifting with your left foot and right hand”

Crank those skinny fronts full lock and let’r eat. She’ll plow.

If it blows 3 it’ll have our TL beat.

Probably in a speed bracket it’s not safe enough for.

How many times did they practice, and how fast was the machine gun camera to get that paper thin wheelie on street slicks that won’t come on the car?