As long as he’s not drifting in and out of consciousness while trying to tell it.

Say idiot, dumb ass, or stupid about a gross times.

“the supreme airline” those look like cheese or pepperoni pizza, not supreme.

Is a white gay person not special enough? Where’s the scale of how oppressed you are and how much you matter?

No because of power dynamics between minors and adults, and sex trafficking/slavery being a thing.

Paying a 15 year old for sex is “rape”? Don’t kink shame the good mayor.

Where did the price discrepancy come in, isn’t the price locked when you book the room?

Liberals give rape and death threats?

He couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.

Our connecting flight was there last week and it seemed pretty great except for the construction, it made it look post apocalyptic.

Dang that’s a bummer!

Ok so who remembers the commercial from around the 90s about how things are bigger in Texas, I think it was a ford commercial or maybe pizza or salsa, and at the end one cowboy asks the other “whatchya steppin in?” the other, that stepped in cow shit, replies “gots to be China.”?

How many monkeys typing on keyboards did it take to write that post?

“She will likely be transferred to a home for juveniles...”

Science?

It can stop traffic, I know that much for sure. They walk hella slow crossing the street and mean mug you like you personally did something shitty to them.

Holy shit this is insane. The police have become an HOA!

If the choice is no battery fire or one battery fire, I’d probably choose the no battery fire. But I understand that one isn’t much.

If the choice is no battery fire or one battery fire, I’d probably choose the no battery fire. But I understand that…

Our plugs are rated at -36db and cans only at -26db. Strangely when we wear both it’s louder than just plugs.

This. We have plugs and cans and it’s still freaking loud.