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People who describe themselves as serious yelpers and have thousands upon thousands of reviews are annoying as fuck. It's a stupid hobby to be THAT serious about. Some of these people will try to get free stuff and name drop that they are a famous yelper/blogger. They write semi clever super long essays in which they

It's an ideal friendship, people consistently talk down to both kids and the elderly, it makes sense that they'd be like "fuck it, let's hang out together and promise to not ask one another incessantly about whether we have to go the bathroom."

Saying that Daya cannot possibly consent in that situation is seriously infantalizing her, and removing her own sexual autonomy. Is it a questionable situation, given the power dynamic involved? Sure. But, that does not automatically amount to 'rape', and saying it does harms ACTUAL rape victims, making people less

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

They probably also finish each other's sandwiches.

A backwards baseball cap has the opposite effect on me, but you enjoy yourself!

Jockey outfits are the least sexy Equestrian Dude looks if you ask me. My personal favorite is showjumping attire. So dapper!

Hey now, Pete and Pete had Iggy Pop and Steve Buscemi, not to mention the Polaris and Magnetic Fields soundtrack. Best. Ever.

WATCH IT!!!!!

In your own examples, "seem to" and "are thought to" are used. Even then, they are referring to Omega-3's, not walnuts. Diamond isn't selling bags of Omerga-3s, they are selling nuts.

When I was in grade 2 or 3, we had to write a short opinion paragraph. The topic was Ben Johnson and whether he deserved to be stripped of his medals. I wrote that he deserved to keep them, since his coach told him to take the drugs and you should always listen to your coach. Of course, I spelled coach 'c-o-c-k',

fuck yes WISCONSIN. So proud. Also that * is why I love you. Add Rebecca Kleefish to that too.

+1 for the addendum after the asterisk. That's hot.

Team YELP vs. Team Glasshole.

I am always super grateful to customers who save me from crazy/mean/bewildering people.

Here you go, valium and kitties. Certain to soothe you.

Short for football. Which is the improper name for soccer. See, it's funny 'cause it looks like a soccer ball.