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Nice one. That reminds me of the time I was working in a diner and one of the waitresses who had three 4 tops and a 6 top puts in an order for Adam and Eve on a Raft with some Frog Sticks in the Alley. I don't know where they got this cook but it must have been his first day because he gives her a weird look and

straight-up goddess right there.

Samira/Poussey is one of those perfect-featured folks who doesn't need hair or makeup but she sure looks cute here.

I love this cast. They are by far the most interesting-looking women on television.

And they go down on you too.

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.

I have no issue with twice being number one (although not my personal favorite). BUT MR GOODBAR AS NUMBER 20 IS A TRAVESTY TO ALL PEOPLE OF THE GOODBAR CREED.

No, I work at a restaurant that has weeks-long waits on reservations. You are taking the place of someone who will tip appropriately. After tip out (4.5% of my sales) and taxes (another 27% of what I actually get after tip-out) I'd much rather have a competent guest with proper understanding of tip procedure. Nice

You've got to be fucking trolling. Out of empathy FOR PEOPLE MAKING MINIMUM WAGE, emdroid chooses to tip more because she can. Tell me how that's ignoring the difficulties of being poor, you ridiculous thing.

I love how everyone is jumping down your throat for suggesting they tip reasonably. Twenty percent of a $20 tab is $4, you can't leave an extra dollar for good service?

The problem with the 15% "standard" is that 1. non-tipped wages have risen over the last 20 years. In many states, including mine, tipped minimum has

Not that I'm against the religious fundamentalism/capitalism overlap conversation, but my sense is that money alone isn't really the point here, but rather getting funds to pay for the "Birthing of God's Mighty Warriors" aka the Quiverfull movement (and that's not liberal hyperbole, actual title of one of the

I really, really, really want to see a followup video where we get to see Emma Watson's reaction as she sees this for the first time.

Can we one-star an author's entire body of work? Because I kind of want to one-star Jane Austen for writing books that make me want to *cry* with boredom. I tried, you guys, I really tried. BUT NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS EVER. I tried Pride and Prejudice three times and I think I couldn't get past page 100, because every

If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

You have obviously never worked a job where you have to deal with the public. These assholes DO exist, and you encounter them every single fucking day. And, may I note, the reason many of us remember the assholes is for having the kind of attitude you are exhibiting: that we are stupid and not worth treating like a

When I have served in corporate-owned restaurants, tip-out (the amount each server pays to boost the wages of bussers/bartenders/dishwashers) was always based on sales. So, at the end of a shift, each server owes say, 1.5% of liquor sales to the bar and 3% of food sales to the bussers, regardless of tips earned. These

Yea and verily did the Lord say, "No Homo".

The Duggars have built much of their homeschooling teachings around Gothard's seminars, they are featured prominently on the IPBL website and they promote his seminars through their website.The Duggars are public figures thanks to their celebrity they pretty much created for themselves based around an image that

This is my new rescue wiener, Lucy. She's 5, and I've had her for 7 months today! This is a picture of her with her favorite stuffed uterus doll. Ironic, as she was a puppy mill mom.

I believe it's the -Eys. If something ends in just Y then it turns into IES.

Donkey. Donkeys.
Fairy. Fairies.