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I think Chara’s proven that he can play despite all manner of injuries so long as he still has the two bolts in his neck. 

As usual, no one can say that Deadspin passed up an opportunity to shit on the Mets or the Jets. 

So we’re in agreeance. Dick eating all around!

“Not cheesy enough.”

I split the difference and contribute to both a traditional 401k and a Roth 401k. payroll set it up and it’s a bit of a hedge, i guess.

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.

When Emma Stone’s star started to rise, I remember thinking that she was going to have the career that Lindsay Lohan wishes she had. Sad!

I am an admitted fan of the Challenge and have developed a very soft spot for CT. I’m glad he met someone and is married, and he seems like a truly devoted dad.

I basically have the same story. I went to a bar once where he was bartending a few years back. He was really nice to anyone who recognized him...at certain points he had to decline because the bar got busy, but he always sought the person out after to talk or give them a pic. He was even pretty nice to some of the…

He came into a bar where I was bartending about 10 or so years ago, and he couldn’t have been nicer (for the record, I am a very average looking woman). He and, I think, David maybe? They were both very cool and I chatted with them for a bit after my shift was over.

I don’t follow hockey, but I sure as shit am a huge Gritty fan. Comcast 2 should get a massive Gritty on top to oversee the city.

I’m a Flyers fan, so this makes me happy. Have my best friend in Fishtown.

I always found Philadelphians rude, crass, loud and obnoxious.

When I was a kid my parents told me that the pipes from the toilet went to a separate place from the pipes from the shower, and I didn’t realize they were lying until I bought my house.

This is serial killer behavior 

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

I always knew Ump Joe West was an Antonin Scalia cosplayer.