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IT’S HAPPENING

Maybe he should’ve just cooled off for a minute instead of sending this email prematurely.

Long-time peruser, first time commentor. I’m a big soccer fan, don’t really watch pro wrestling.

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

fun trick....tell them that Kaepernick said he doesn’t believe POW veterans are heroes because they were captured....watch the meltdown and rant...then when they are done, tell them it was trump who actually said that and watch them backpedal and perform mental gymnastics....it’s amazing.

You could just go to a restaurant without TVs, champ, rather than specifically choosing to assist the racist one in their racism.

Flinging ourselves headlong into bankruptcy to own the libs...

Feeding somebody Papa John’s is considered assault in some jurisdictions fyi

1. Beloved pitcher in an Ultra progressive fanbase/city versus

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

No, it’s correctly, understandably hateful, like every other Deadspin article about the Cardinals.

Hey Chris,

Coaching staff adjustments will be announced at a later date.

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

Cool, just like the basketball play I invented called “Pass it to Kobe.”

Sounds like Hanson’s manager’s brilliant plan, “just get to MMMBop”

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

She did use the wrong “compliment” in the lede. But let’s blame that on her editor.