I hear Vince took Col. Erran Morad's defense class and will now be playing defense with his pants down.

Trump was in Helsinki, not Washington, this week. Sorry.

Sage is Gronk if Gronk only smash face.

Well written and concise, soundly backed up, and to the point, Lauren. I loved it. Long time reader, first time caller.

Many of his tweets are like this. He's also fantastic in person and is always happy to talk baseball with me, a dweeb who is friends with his daughter.

Chick-A-Dee-y the Chickadee.

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Fellaini is an oaf but was perfect to bring on against Japan, because he is approximately ten feet tall. He didn't even stab anyone like he usually does.

Inject this heroin into my veins in Kensington.

Thats gonna be my new euphemism for pooping at work.

No. Germany and Sweden would get through via scoring 2 goals in games among tied teams, while Mexico would only have scored 1.

Do you really want one of your players suspended?

Hey we might eat horse poop or try to fight a police horse, but we only use fentanyl, not distribute it. Be nice!

Player: “Officer, I saw the bulge in his pants and thought he had a gun... Or at least one of those really compact ones that women sometimes carry in a purse.”

More like Kellen no Windows in his jail cell, amirite?

Fuck you.

Can’t wait to gamble on BOFA DEEZ NUTS and LeBron in Delaware on Tuesday.

Also an early enrollee in Jan 2015 after finishing high school early. Three full years, plus summers is reasonable to graduate early.

The fact that he’s only been MVP twice is a joke. That sentence is also insane to type. This is his 7th season.