I could see Ed as park ranger giving a REALLY long explanation of Custer’s last stand.

His family fucked him over a little but yeah, he’s fine. It’s not like it’s football where you need to save your brain/body from massive collisions.

This guy needs to read the advice that the Argetinian FA was giving out about talking to women (people).

Lebron James bringing a title to Philly would cause parts of the city to spontaneously self-combust. The Northeast in particular.

So was Officer Bunk Moreland. Also not white.

We had an undrafted magician for over a decade too.

Good.

Fuck you, Gill.

Oh I’m sorry, I thought you said “breaking wind.”

If you somehow think that Bayern are any less awful than Madrid, I have a painting from a former President to sell you.

You try filling local programming in Nebraska.

The Real World (dawn of modern reality TV) filmed its first season in NY, sorry.

DARKNESS

For PSU at least, applications didn’t change. It’s still one of the best bangs for your buck as a PA resident from an academic perspective.

Yeah you still didn’t even explain this rule right.

Shad Khan would like you to kindly fuck off.

#meatsweats

This is probably the best journalism by Deadspin in the last five years.

You’re leapfrogging them over FGCU? Bold move.

Couldn’t happen to a better athletic department. Rewind 8 years pre-MSU/PSU and UVA was tops on my list of hated NCAA institutions.