You could have promoted Magary’s book for a whole $10 if you acted as your own agent.

That’s called inflation. Your dad also made dick salary compared to what you make.

Very excited for JSwype night, coming to a ballpark /arena near you! What could go wrong?

This is probably false, but I see your point.

So you live in Erie?

Bad cheese management. That list clearly has six cheeses, but I assume Andy said five and then listed six, as he is unable to keep count of things like time or timeouts. Why should cheese be any different?

*Extreme Philly Accent*

If he were a ginger, they would never ask him to do this.

Arsenal may be mediocre, but this City team is arguably one of the best in the world for any single season over the last decade. Hope they win UCL.

He will be dead by then.

Maybe he’ll be playing in Europe by then. He’d be able to get a work visa pretty easily via his mother’s heritage. I fully expect him to become good and then spurn the U.S. and go play for Slovenia.

He’s a full kit wanker! But I have heard that he’s talented for his age and for me, is off-limits in terms of actually being an object of scorn. Maybe 8 years from now he actually will be a good soccer player! He should be able to get a work visa in Europe via his mother’s heritage. Maybe they’ll both flee DC in a few…

Chingy. It was definitely Chingy.

We’d get more curling coverage, and I, for one, am fully for it.

Are you on cocaine?

CUZ YOURE ALL NERDS DOING A CO-OP.

Tibet competes under China so this is a terrible example.

Even John McCain knows you can’t be that maverick to watch porn at work.

I watched whatever the app had because fuck the live primetime broadcast - they absolutely lost their fucking minds. It was amazing and no one watched it live.

Weird. Penn State also runs a partisan election process for its publicly elected board seats: Paterno Truthers vs. Non-Insane People.