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Is Michael Lombardi an elite analyst?

It’s funny, because we do essentially the same thing for soccer over here. As far as I know, on Match Day 38 (last day of season), they only get the usual small slate of games, whereas the NBC family of networks play all ten going on at the same time.

Aaron Burr dueled Hamilton in Weehawken, NewJersey. Fuck you.

ED RENDELL IS PUSHING JIM KENNY TO DECLARE MONDAY A HOLIDAY ON ACCOUNT OF EVERYONE WHOS N THE CITY BEING HUNGOVER AS FUCK.

Let’s remember some guys...

This reminds me of the time my buddy fell in horse shit on Bourbon Street because he was so drunk. Tomato, tomahto, amirite?

Sorry, Norm. Your grandkids still love you. Sorta.

“Didn’t know I could change it... Me too buddy, me too.”

Blake was a little cold in the balmy 58° weather and just wanted a little Lemon in his life.

Dvora,

You’re also one stupidly ridiculous catch and another clutch Eli performance from 7-0/Jesus Christ Status.

It will not last. Those ankles are weaker than Billy’s knees when he watches Barça.

They are demolishing this hotel to build a casino.

Dropping the use of the slur in your last sentence is long overdue.

Do they think Grindr is the thing you attach to your KitchenAid mixer?

The hardest part of any language to learn is puns and idioms.

*Scribbles furiously*

Absolutely enormous challenge and certainly will be closely looked at. Movie production with 21st Century Fox being bought by Disney is also insane.

+1 Waste Management Open

MY NAME IS JEEEEEEEEEEFF