There’s already a AAA team there.

Roy Moore wants to know how much the batboy costs.

Butts. Nice.

Billy’s trying to employ the ol’ reverse jinx, as he wants Barcelona to not lose to them in some future Champions League stage.

Seems more likely to be the character Vince’s brother Johnny Chase reads for on that episode of Entourage where everyone is dressed the same before the audition. That’s gotta be like 20 years old now, right?

Pretty sure Longmire on Netflix must have stolen bad guy character name Shane Muldoon from Delaney Muldoon. I prefer Delaney as a gender-neutral bad person name.

No state sales tax when you buy in Delaware either.

Think it’s the Okafor/Skauskas trade.

It is not an open question. They will attend and wear a “Fuck Trump” t-shirt if needed.

He’s too busy rock climbing.

Inject all these SEC stories directly into my dick. Feels so good to read.

Fun fact: even dumb government organizations flag an email when it says “Delete these [sic] email”

Seems like a pretty expensive amount to pay for pussy.

Our mascot is an animal, not a racist caricature, and there haven’t been any well-defined police shootings of African Americans nor racist statue controversies here in the last 5-10 years. So fuck you.

“I’d like to trade for that guy if he can fight.”

The Karolyi duo are basically Paterno, right? You’d think they would have heard rumblings, but I suppose serial abusers are often really really good at hiding things.

You need a new Point of Attack system!

It was a 3-6-1 and was used as an example in Soccer for Dummies of what not to use as a coach.

No, it’s Federal Express to DonkeySauce Xplosion. Get your Guyisms right.

Mexico qualified. There will be delicious chili.