Guess he couldn’t Dodge the heat.

One of the guys he sent the nudes to?

Ideally that would be randomly decided, but as hosts I think they’d just automatically assign the U.S. to a pool where they’d never have to play outside the friendly confines of the USA.

That’s Australia. I think you’ve been day drinking too much.

As a Deadspin commentariat member, you are a media personality. As such, the answer to your question is yes.

John Urschel.

Sounds like Liverpool.

I agree it’s unlikely to ever be seriously considered. England has stadium requirements for each division, would be curious to see if that were an option here as well. I would imagine the increased cash flow from being promoted could fund a stadium expansion but who knows. Would be interesting to say the least. Could…

EPL has parachute payments to avoid the financial impact but yeah I hear you on that one. Maybe one over-arching tv contract? Not sure.

Tottenham are shite.

Uhh which league? Also have you fucking seen Eibar play?

USL is far larger and more geographically diverse. Set it up like Spain does where reserve squads can’t play in the same division as their parent club (i.e. Barça B can’t be in La Liga, neither could Whitecaps II, etc.) and absorb the 10 NASL teams into the USL. Set it up where the winner of each USL conference…

Guess you could say he stepped across the line.

+1 Unhinged Central PA Trump voter.

Which two teams should I start in my Bad Quarterback League? I have the 49ers, Dolphins, and Giants.

Joe Rogan is still a meatfuck.

He’s the Giants Director of Player Engagement now!

And ESPN fired Roger Cossack. Morons.

You are on cocaine. Argentina just drew at home to Venezuela, who have been fully eliminated for months. They are equally shit and do not deserve to be at the World Cup if they fail to qualify, just like the U.S.

Counterpoint: LOLMETS.