Nah. People are degenerates and will bet against Incarnate Word even if they’re given 69 points.

And he eats innings for the Phils and keeps them from wasting valuable control time on some of their MiLB pitching.

It’s Parker and Curtis. Also one is white and one is black, you won’t mix them up.

I assume Mississippi doesn’t have a CPA board or auditors.

Trump merged TMZ and USADA.

Which he likely hasn’t been paid because they wait for precisely this reason.

Get him the fuck out. Ban him for life. It’s not worth their fucking time to have this happen 18 times. Some other freak of nature will come along.

Good move to let LBJ know they’re serious. Nice haul and less likely for him to leave later on. He’s gonna get a Top 5 pick next year because Nets are trashier than Trump’s diet.

There’s a Trump draft dodger joke in here but I’m too lazy to find it.

Seems like a reasonable tayke. He will be crucified for it.

I’m not sure if you’re aware that the Jets, Bears, Rams, Browns, Texans, and 49ers exist (I have no idea if they play Jax and do not care).

It’s a cedilla, not a tilde. Read a fucking book, Ryan.

To be fair, Mama Madam’s Mad Money Moonlight Mavens is a mouthful to have to say. Much easier to describe the business.